The Case of the Missing Pineapple
It seems like the last two days have been filled with drama; all over pineapple, vegetables, and skittles (LOL!). These ladies are funny. But I guess that is what happens when you have over 200 women and no commissary. Every opportunity they get to get some extra food will be taken. Earlier this week a few ladies were chosen to setup for an event at the training center next door. Of course there was food, and not just any food, gourmet food prepared by the men who in the culinary program. The ladies were asked to work for two days. ALLEGEDLY after day one some of the food from the event made its way back to the camp; and some of the ladies partook of it in front of others. Why did they do that? This has caused an entire array of events to occur including shakedowns and the loss of jobs, not to mention a whole lot of hurt feelings, particularly Ms. Kentucky.
Who’s Ms. Kentucky? Well, that is a whole other story, but in summary I am ALLEGEDLY incarcerated with a former beauty queen who is a part of the dog program. And what is the dog program? Well, it is a program where inmates train service animals. This program is extremely hard to get into. The participants receive special privileges including a reduction in prison time, a single room, and other perks. It is one of the best programs to be a part of, if you like dogs. Therefore, no one wants to lose their spot. Well, Ms. Kentucky was ALLEGEDLY one of the individuals who may have taken some items from the event and brought it back to camp which cost her the position in the dog program.
Everywhere you turn all you hear about is the pineapple scandal. There are so many opinions and versions of the story that I can barely keep up. Now there is an opening in the dog program. So yeah, this is what my life has come to...missing pineapple. Luckily, I am too busy teaching hood alchemists to prep for the GED using read life, relatable examples. I never thought I would see the day that I taught chemistry using meth as the example. I am learning more than I want to know. LOL!
